What a week it has been already. I got home tonight after being on the road all week. I gave seminars for one of my channel partners. The seminars were in 3 cities. The companies that gave presentations were Symantec, Juniper Networks, Secure Computing and of course my company. I started in Glen Allen Va., drove a few hours to Herndon VA., then ended up in Baltimore Maryland. It was a productive week even though it was tiring. It looks like we have some good prospects.
Anyway, it's late and I'm tired. It's time to go to bed and snuggle with the wife aka My Shale or as I will refer to her here "MS". :)
Here is a funny joke.
I never quite figured out why the sexual urges of men & women differ so
much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have
never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.
I have never figured out why the sexual desire gene gets thrown into a state
of turmoil when it hears the words, "I do."
FOR EXAMPLE:
One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well, the
passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I
just want you to hold me." I said "WHAT????!!! What was that?!"
So she says the words that every husband on the planet dreads to hear...
"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me
to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look
by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in
the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night I went
to sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with
her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big
unnamed dept. store. I walked around with her while she tried on several
different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I
told her to just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new
clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went on to the
jewelry dept. where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell
you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a
shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a
tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I
threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost
nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited
anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all, dear. Let's go to the
cashier."
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel
like it." Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a
baffled WHAT???!!!" I then said, "Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this
stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man
enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she
had this look like she was going to kill me I added, "Why can't you just
love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"
Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.
Posted by at September 8, 2004 12:25 AM